22 Dec

Decree VI - Majel the Magnificent

Majel Barrett-Roddenberry

The first lady of Trek joins creator Gene in the great here after.

We elevate and honor her 40 years of contribution to Star Trek and Sci-Fi in general. From Number One in the pilot, The Cage, to Nurse Christine Chapel, as the voice interface of every Federation ship and her most classic: Ambassador Lwaxana Troi - Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed, telepathic space cougar.

Thank you, madame.

27 Nov

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Polite nevers pays

 

20 Nov

Decree V - Dominion Design Contest

Remember those times I promised you a Dominion T-shirt, when we get them, for doing some service for us - one most of you didn‘t do?

WE GOT SWAG! Winter’s here and those of you that could’ve shown your loyalty are now left free-shirtless to endure chest colds, shivered timbers and needle nips.

Awww … they’re so warm too. Really, I’m wearing seven right now, but one would be enough. You could buy one now … or get some FREE BOOTY!! … or at least clothing for it.

Da Draws

Submit original designs/art to be emblazoned upon our gear here, post a link in the comments below or send them to dominus@dadominion.com. They will be judged by the High Citizens of our forums (those with titles, but the weeded ones could judge as well) . For every design chosen to be worthy , the designer will receive one item of less than $30 value from our Café Press store to receive for free!

Your artwork will also be showcased for all on this the main podium of Truth blog site to be Dugg, Stumbled and given other net love along with a link to your design site or portfolio. Art Themes - a few of the thousand words your art should symbolize in representing us:

“Sharp humor for a dull world.”

“Guy Greed”

“Your Dominus”

“Hunin, the Raven”

“Dominion Cast: Podcast of Power”

“Scaling Mount Uber”

You may also choose any blog quote of mine that inspires you.

[quickly spoken small print] Submissions must be ORIGINAL art - plagiarists will be made to eat raw haggis as well as face standard legal action. Family relations of Dominus Digga or Tribune Hunin may not enter. Contest void outside of the continental United States, we love our global readers - but not enough to pay for that much postage. Art will be accepted as pictures only. Excrement statues, Tie dye swaths or macaroni sculptures will not be considered and may make you an enemy of good taste in general. Submissions will become the property Da Dominion and Mythic Group - even if it sucks. We are not responsible for any eye strain inflicted reading this. [/quickly spoken small print]

Submissions will be open until December 18, 2008. Get to doodle’in!

06 Nov

Dominion Decree IV - Michael the Imaginative

John Michael Crichton

Creator of Worlds

is elevated to the Great Geek Pantheon of the Dominion.

May his epically creative work of fiction inspire future generations as it has inspired my own.

20 Oct

Decree III - Sabbatical

October 17th marked 6 months of da Dominion.

To commerate and observe this extremely minor milestone, your Dominus will be taking a week long stay-cation/deservation from the podium of Truth:

Stay-cation, as in I’m staying away from the blog podium but not really going anywhere. I’ll be continuing the promotional crusade, net carousing with our new allies in the bloggaverse and dominating the resistance. I read several of her posts about those damn puppies, but she can’t comment here?! Night night.

Being the constant chaser of Truth, and uber anal writing geek, I’ll be going back amongst our archives to update past articles. So this would be a good time to get caught up if you jumped in midstream. I’ll be visiting the network as well occasionally. We’ve got a new chat feature there, hope to see you online sometime.   

Deservation, as in I fuck’in deserve a break, but this can be your turn to shine. If you’d like to step up to the tablet with a funny geektastic post send it to dominus@dadominion dot com and if approved it’ll go up here and you’ll receive the title Lord/Lady Truthsayer marked in the pixels of da Dominion and emblazoned upon a t-shirt for you (when we get them, pinky swear).

Why not Dominus? There can be only one … and no, decapitating me wil only make you a lady in ass-pounding Jackson State Prison.

To thy self be True;
In a week I’ll see you.