Quick Thoughts on Slow Learners
“Appearing on “The Tonight Show,” the president [Barack Obama] told host Jay Leno he’d been practicing at the White House’s bowling alley but wasn’t happy with his score of 129. Then he rolled a gutter ball by quipping: “It was like the Special Olympics or something.
“The audience laughed, but the White House quickly recognized the blunder. “
– TwinCities.com
So, the first quarter 2009 G. W. Bush Award for Socio-Political Stupidity goes to his otherwise smooth, caring and messianic successor Barack Obama. Some of you may feel crestfallen that your incarnation of the perfect leader has been tarnished by his own casual insensitivity. The cognitive dissonance is causing your mind to severely twist itself inside out like an ugly girl trying to get attention.
Before you burn your “Yes, We Can!” T-shirts or take a cheese grater to the Obama tattoo, da Dominion saves your peace of mind with this simple Truth: retardation is taken too seriously.
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