Honest Fail, Not a Failure of Honesty
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Listeners,
I’m very sorry but due to weird encoding issues between ProTools and Audacity, the Dominion Cast planned for today will not be released for the enjoyment of you couple of dozen subscribers. When the WAV file is imported only five minutes of audio shows up although the file is over an hour long. This is not a request for technical assistance, we’re too proud for that, but an illustration of the Truth that even your Dominus can fuck up.
Yes, it’s True.
I’ve made perhaps hundreds of thousands of mistakes. From moderating a mirthlessly anal discussion of satire on Cast 2 to defending AMG’s rap anthem “Big bettah have my Money” in Cast 12+1 to objectifying women with a universally useful ten-point scale in Cast 14 to joking about elderly screen icon Ruby Dee’s battle with constipation in the last episode, poor choices abound. There is also a tendency to write run-on sentences and swearing like a shit-mouthed bastard too much in my posts.
Part of growing up is admitting personal limitations just as part of growing in is wearing shorts during winter in Michigan (high of 23 today … fuck’in Fahrenheit). I’ll never do porn because I don’t want to share my awesome sex techniques, like the palm strike under the navel - more effective than any ass slap. It is unlikely that I could win a marathon since paraplegics don’t run marathons - and I’m not a paraplegic so why would they let me compete? It is impossible for me drink a fifth of Southern Comfort on an empty stomach in less than half an hour and not vomit. I know because I tried, but setting goals for yourself is always admirable.
Again, I most humbly apologize to you few of Friday night shut-ins for not having a Cast for you to listen to and pretend you’re a part of in lieu of actual friends. You’ll have to listen to your regularly enjoyed death metal as you do guild wars on WoW. Next week we’ll do an extra long Dominion Cast for your entertainment. The topic: a surprise, the way you like … or accept it. Until then have a great silent weekend.
With all the love a jaded little heart can muster for strangers without the assistance of alcohol,
Dominus Digga the First
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