Horrible Halloween Ideas
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Halloween is right around the corner, and regrettably we’ve already blown our horrific load on the Dissertation of the Dead Dominion Cast. Not to worry though. This Friday’s return Cast will cover a topic scary than any legion of independent voting zombies.
A coworker of mine was mentioning how costumes for the spooky season should be spooky, as opposed to the super smutty costumes most woman break out in late October. She has an astute point on authenticity of All Hallows Even, when it was believed the barrier between life and death faded away, but what other holiday allows the ladies to dress like strippers? Who are we to judge their concept of horror? Gyrating against damp lonely fat man with a crumpled and soiled dollar quivering in his grubby grasp can be a valid depiction of hell - it is for me.
Compromise: sexy zombie chick. A few - to several dozen - pounds over weight, miss? Mo’Nique is just as scary.
With the upcoming historical election, you could take inspiration from the candidates. Get a short white haired wig worn with a regular old blazer and shirt ensemble. Now alter the sleeves a foot shorter and stick only your forearms out of the sleeves that now only go up to the elbows - like a T-Rex used car salesman. Hunch forward a bit and start all sentences with “my friends”. You’re an Arizona Senator!!!
Get yourself a much more expensive looking suit. Dye your hair blonde and cut it very short. Add blue contacts if your eyes aren’t naturally light. Put in some big novelty teeth and wear a large “Hope” button on the lapel, where a flag pin should be. You’re an Illinois Senator!!!
Everybody is going as The Joker. Though an excellent performance, such lack of creativity cannot be Dominion approved. Consider this:
1. Get a Joker suit, the purple jacket and green shirt, assuming any are left.
2. Get a disheveled sandy blonde wig of medium length.
3. Grow a good deal of stubble.
4. Apply white and ash make up to look like a fresh corpse.
5. Apply shaving cream to the corners of your mouth. Let dry to a crust.
6. Put white tick tacks into an old prescription bottle as a prop. Toss some back occasionally.
7. Occasionally mutter, “I miss Michelle.”
You’re ACTUAL Heath Ledger!!!
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