Rated R for Ridiculous
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Dominion: Reinitiated
While on sabbatical, surveying prosperous sites to be conquered and pillaged, I found a web site that offers to determine a movie rating for your blog based upon word usage. What’s the link? No pay, no promotion: knowledge should be shared as a basic human endeavor, but this mere myopic opinion - hence I am therefore reluctant to spread more bullshit across the net. Our rating?
This gratifies us for two reasons: A. Truth is often a fuck ugly thing yet needs to be borne like a righteous burden lest we fall to the blissful automation of those that deem us geeks “weirdoes” while worshipping the creativity of celebrities, who are themselves merely popular weirdoes; and B. the black/red chromatic contrast of the banner complements our predominant color scheme - one can be righteous and vain simultaneously.
This rating was earned because our most recent posts feature the word “bitch” thrice, “shit” twice and even once the scandalous adjective “sexy” is used. Really? R rating for THAT?! The last restricted material I saw featured glistening erect nipples bouncing with jarringly power thrusts to a staccato chorus of determined grunts and wondrously breathy cries of the joyful relief found only in the humid haze of flesh tangling carnal union - like this.
I confess one pundit is “hot as shit” and deem another a “sexy bitch” and it’s tantamount to the libidinous image I just painted? Someone needs to get laid - or Cinemax (yeah, the internet has more potent exhibitions but let’s not shock the prudish system).
It’s True there’s only so much a program can do, but I’d rather rely on the perception of a fellow sapient - hence the comments and sharing options offered, if seldom used, below. There’s also accuracy to the stereotype that geeks and nerds are socially challenged, but they also have higher than average incomes and the discretion to evade anti-prostitution laws or means to visit Nevada, the Orient or Amsterdam - bringing the perfectly legal Sailor Moon costume in luggage. In Japan, you can get them in motel vending machines … so I hear.
The Internet is global, not provincial. Let’s leave the fucking Puritans buried shall we? Sorry, coming off vacation I don’t feel much like a necrophilia joke here.
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