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Younger readers may not recall that “The Juice” was once the nickname of O.J. Simpson. More recently, it’s been replaced with Orenthal James “Needs to be Lynched” Simpson in popular culture.

Sadly, from age and rust, OJ can no longer run faster than photography can capture. So it was easy for a jury to convict him this time without even considering witnesses (still faster than the retina can grasp it seems).

It was frequently mentioned that the jury was mostly white women. This was either meant to comment on the well-noted superior judicious reasoning of Caucasian females or “No darkies are gonna mess this one up!” One could liken it to Mel Gibson being tried by a council of rabbis, but one would be wrong - Gibson has never killed a Jew in a jealous fit … to our knowledge. He did make a lot of money in filming a fictionalized tormenting of the most famous one.

RELAX! Neither Mel Brooks nor Don Rickles were harmed.

Also, OJ loves white women; and, white women love OJ. It’s more precise to say that he dislikes white milfs. Until his conviction last week, I was hoping to one day see him starring in the series finale of Desperate House Wives. Those juroresses shown in the above vid clip we can fairly speculate on the “M”, not the “ilf”. His current dame Christine Prody may not be a mother, but she could nurse a baby or twelve - infants like silicon right (maybe they’re real, I’ll have to check).

His big trial created a deepening of the rift between Blacks and Whites. Whites were outraged at the apparent acquittal of a killer, while Blacks celebrated the victory of classism over racism - we were now rich enough to buy justice, though most of those celebrating were not. I was too busy enjoying my first year of college, but I do harbor resentment at OJ making it impossible for a brother to hook up with rural coeds - yeah, that’s the reason. My only enjoyment of Simpson was from his slapstick in the Naked Gun flicks. Athlete that beats up on his wife is sadly common. Killing her? Believable. The trouble came when it was found that the lead detective was the Mel Gibson of Black folk.

It’s not often that racism benefits a minority - outside of affirmative action - so the victory can overshadow the bigger issues of two people dying horrifically. Thing is, I’ve happened upon the eighty minute Bill Dear OJ documentary on Google that plants fresh doubt into the minds of many of it’s viewers. I leave it for the citizens to decide until the Truth surfaces - da Dominion can take no official stance on this.

As to the Juice jacking dealers for his old shit, like The Inside Man meets the Bucket List as directed by Spike Lee: Guilty. Do you think prison has an ass rape age limit, or do your rapists just get older too?