Bee is for Bastard
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Rejoicing in the arrest of our mayor, and hopefully imminent forced resignation, I perused the Humor feed and found this:
What the fuck is this doing in the “Humor” feed?
Having a mild phobia of flying venomous insects, this ain’t funny to me - nor do I detect any comedy in the report. “A neighborhood dog was stung to death. Har Har! The little girl may be next. *snicker*” Again, I am convinced that the purpose of the news media is to ruin your day.
Some have pointed out the socio-political nuances attributed to the naming of the Africanized honey bee. Essentially, “African” being equated with “Killer” is the jist. That’s funny, and even historically interesting, but made sober in the realization that their name comes from their hybridization and that they’ll chase you for miles injecting their poison-packed stings into your eyes, nose, mouth, and neck until they KILL you. If they have bigger stings than other bees, polinate watermelon plants especially or steal your gym shoes afterwards, I may rise to defend them: “The systematic oppression of our winged brothas is the cause of these violent symptoms of disenfranchisement” [/Sharpeton mode: OFF]
The uber screwed thing is that honey bees disappearing is another scary issue that runs contrary to the spread of the killer bees. We discussed US immigrants loosing their jobs to foreign animals, are our insects loosing their jobs to foreign ones too? Another social issue brought up by these asshole arthropods is that they migrated from Mexico. Are honey bees not so much vanishing but are being found knifed to death and jacked of their pollen with gang signs around the corpse? Is this a slur against Latinos, Blacks, both? Probably Blacks, I didnt say they offer twice the honey for half as many flowers, name their queens Isabella, nor work best with Tejano blast’in.
As with other imports, especially horror and porn films, the japanese models are the most frightening:
SWARM FIRE ATTACKS!!! R U SHIT-ING ME?!?!1
Are these dudes in the Monster Manual? They don’t even die doing this - no chance for kamikaze jokes, but I am going to label my cans of Raid “Fat Man” and “Little Boy”.
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