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Three thousand posts ago, or was it thirty, the question of slutitude was examined and its was concluded — 100% logically, accurately and empirically evidently since no comments opposed it — that the multiple partners is the stigma stain of this negative noun. Yet, unless mixing outside of a marriage or creep’in out while committed, men never really sustain this or similar lecherous labels. We ask: who the HELL cares? Although, women may wonder why this is.

Consider language, at its genesis. Did men invent language and therefore create the slut term from sexism and not ponder an equivalent for their transgressions? I’d say no. Women almost definitely invented language. Hunting requires quiet and can be organized with hand signals. Foraging requires the expression of complex ideas: “Hagda, pick the azure berries. Scarlet berries too fattening. Hagda need two mammoth hides for dress.” “Close mouth! Guna say you look good.”  I don’t think sexual politics was a luxury they could afford.

The answer lies deeper, in our biology. Rain, sleet, snow: male-men can get aroused in a minute or less and orgasm in two, or less. I don’t recommend they do, speedy, but it’s evidence of sexual simplicity women don’t’ possess. The basic results of sex for men are relief, maybe spreading their genes, hunger and sleep (the best kind there is). For women it’s relief, if they’re lucky, but could also be nine months of growing discomfort, years of commitment to a child, or death from complications. No man has died from childbirth — ok, a few have but then they learned to move sharp objects out of a laboring woman’s reach. Some say hump’in around may have created the strength in our species by spreading DNA diversity and countering infant mortality rates in the ancient times. Others say that monogamy is a battle to be fought.

The good old days. Now it can be a problem. Look at polygamists. The guy gets 15 wives, while women get 1/15^th of a husband — pesky equal rights — and got to pump out kids to compete for attention/resources. Going on social assistance to support dozens of kids. Junior, #8, can’t get a date cause girls his age are his step-moms or nieces! Even if it’s minimal, three wives isn’t like a wife and two girlfriends, watch Big Love — the father even starts to cheat second season.

But your jealous girlfriends will still talk about you, ladies. Hateration abounds.